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The issue is this card is pretty much a blank beyond the discard aspect
Creature - Wizard Vampire Draw (CTRL to add secondary) Land Land (CTRL to add secondary) Lifegain Lifegain (CTRL to add secondary) Protection Protection (CTRL to add secondary) Ramp Ramp (CTRL to add secondary) Recursion Recursion (CTRL to add secondary) Removal Removal (CTRL to add secondary) Sorcery Sorcery (CTRL to add secondary) Tokens Bloodcrazed Socialite Menace When this creature enters, create a Blood token
The card has bounced around on the Forbidden/Semi-Forbidden list but has retained its value on the card market for over a decade and counting