Invasion of Theros Invasion of Theros Battle Siege (As a Siege enters, choose an opponent to protect it
I mean, we could have gotten some adequate flavor text like, The Skullcap induces both paranoia and inspiration in equal measure, or, Were not sure if wearing it is agony or ecstasy. You could even add a bit of whimsy to it, I dont know if wearing it is torture or pleasure, but Im not putting it on! Shoot, you could even go with a creepy horror asylum concept like, After it was grafted to Patient 32, his face was rendered in two, one half fully ecstatic, and the other fully painful, as if his body could not choose which sensation it was experiencing
Itll also get you to Loots ability, which is a bit of a monster in itself
Add Underworld Breach into the mix, and you can keep casting Wheel of Fortune over and over, netting tons of Treasures in the process
Sure enough, in this case, Ugin's Labyrinth allows you to exile a colorless card with mana value seven or greater from your hand (Eldrazi, anyone?)