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Its not every day that we see a 2-mana spell that not only protects your creatures, but also the players

Oftentimes if you attack enough theyll chump with their hatebear anyway, and your problem is solved

Surrounded by cheap mana dorks, the Cub snowballs in a way that's almost unparalleled

Pair him with cards like Mesmeric Orb and Tortured Existence for big damage or even go pseudo-infinite with just him and a Mindcrank, although this combo can end early if you get super unlucky and no one mills Creatures for multiple triggers

The Mono Black Control deck that surfaced at the start of the format could really benefit from a powerhouse like this, so hopefully this will be enough to change the landscape of Standard for the better