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The loss of life and card advantage allow Vampiric to reasonably just cost one which in turn allows you to keep even one land hands if they are good enough and you have Vamp to get you out of it

If you gain an amount of life "for each" of something or "equal to the number" of something, that life is gained as one event and the ability of Bilbo, Birthday Celebrant applies only once

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Any "as [this permanent] enters the battlefield" or "[this permanent] enters the battlefield with" abilities of the copied token or card will also work