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and it slaps harder than a COMSEC violation
It is not a firearm and cannot be modified or used as such
It’s a tribute to the deck-plate grinders who throw weight around between watches
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it’s immortalized in this one-of-a-kind challenge coin built for the bold
Tactical Green Weenie - Bottle Opener and it slaps harder thanBecause the Suck Doesnt End at 1700 When the missions over and the pain is still fresh, crack open a cold one with the only tool that truly understands your struggle, 6 inches of green goodness the Tactical Green Weenie Bottle Opener. Built tough and shaped like the infamous military mascot of misfortune, this beast is part gag, part gear, and 100% accurate. Whether youve been voluntold, caught in the endless suck, or hit with the Friday afternoon