lascana dresses Women's Cut Out Maxi Dress Strap, Size: 12, Black neckline and short sleeves LASCANA Women's Smocked Bandeau Convertible

The flattering square-neck fitted bodice (with a back-smocked panel!) unfolds into a full A-line skirt, creating a chic silhouette that is simple yet head-turning

One shoulder neckline, the strap on the left side

I might be an invading species, a parasite guzzling gas and electricity, making mountains of holey stretch velvet and coffee grounds and nonbiodegradable-body-glitter ocean runoff

I was originally going to try to stick to the swag drapery in the original dress, but apparently I have Teh Dumb when it comes to swags, because they refused to happen (the dress almost went to boarding school because of this)

Crafted from durable denim fabric, this dress combines the nostalgic charm of the early 2000s with a modern twist