black midi dress fit and flare Women's Lexi Rib | The delicate lace sleeves and laced scalloped hemline provide a romantic touch Black Cotton Linen Vintage Floral

And for all my slim gentlemen out there, this is your secret weapon to looking broader and more formidable

Pleated skirt

All in all, the gown was discarded for an intense combination of things: there is not much to talk about in regards to influences (I basically just reviewed them in hardly a paragraph), the gown makes no narrative sense, which bugs the life out of me, and, most importantly, I totally and deeply loathe it

After a lot of bumping into tourists, I wandered into the Diane von Furstenberg store on Wooster Street

Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress, Devil with the blue dress on Wearin' her perfume, Chanel No