Well, by destroying his body in fire and looking absolutely fabulous while doing so
I scanned the rails and, to my relief, found a small rack with just three dresses, one of which was in my size (a medium)
You might think you need a dress with long sleeves in winter, but not always
The black linen dress: Boden Linen Cross Back Midi Dress, 139 / $220 The black tummy flattering dress: Nobody's Child Caliope Scoop Neck Dress, 50 The beach-ready black dress: Hush Pure Cotton Square Neck Maxi Beach Dress, 80 / $104 The black broderie anglaise dress: Whistles Broderie Anglaise Shirt Dress, 105 / $219 The one to dress up or down: Arket Halterneck Dress, 95 I think they're perennially chic, eschewing the sometimes gaudy florals or designs that flood the shops come summer and stay stylish just by existing
Robe magnifique et de qualite